Kinky Friedman's Guide to Texas Etiquette or How to get to Heaven or Hell without going through Dallas-Fort Worth by Kinky Friedman

Saddle up and get ready to learn the ins and outs of the Lone Star State with "Kinky Friedman's Guide to Texas Etiquette"! From surviving strange laws to talking like a true Texan (turd floater, anyone?), this hilarious guide has everything you need to know. Perfect for native Texans or those wanting to pass as one. Yee-Haw!

By local legend Kinky Friedman, this book is sure to be your new favorite